They will become obsessed. Eating, sleeping, drinking five year plans and crying out 'Bush ! 'Zuma !' or 'Mboweni !' instead of the names of girlfriends past, as they make love to their wives. They will take to curling up in foetal positions and whimpering every time a taxi backfires.Then the great plans will be presented to boards and with a bit of luck some fortunate fellow might even get a pat on the back from a director who still resolutely believes that five year plans are essential to continued corporate survival. After which the magnum opus will be stashed away in a filing cabinet never to be seen again. Because, deep down, everyone knows that by teatime on the day it is finisghed, the plan will have already diminished in accuracy by ten per cent. And then, by at least half of that after only a week and should any young bright spark haul it out of the archives in five years time, it will be found to be five per cent accurate at best.
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TV1's great teatime hope That Antony Cotton Show fell to its lowest rating of the series yesterday, pulling in 1.1 million viewers. .
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